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Princess Mushroom

Jul 16, 05 - 10:27 AM

No 1.

Blondie [perched elegantly on bar-stool with long cigarette holder]: Bongos are so funny! Why does that sign say "Thank you for not smoking at the bar" when I am smoking at the bar?

Jul 16th, 2005 - 12:16 PM
Re: Blonderies

No. 2

Blondie: Does this dress make my bottom look big?

Brunette: No - it is all those cream cakes and Belgian chocolates and ice-cream super-sundaes and cappuccinos with five shots of caramel syrup that make your bottom look big. The dress is innocent.